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Doctor Whooch // Episode 152 // Everybody Gets Two Dads!!!

In which the Slitheen return which… wow. WHY.

So hey, this is an episode about daddies – but strangely, Tennant is nowhere to be seen? What sorcery is this? It’s the second batch of The Sarah Jane Adventures – “The Revenge of the Slitheen”. And there is a baby. It is… horrifying. So. Yeah.

Outro music is “DADDY (feat. CL)” by PSY

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY


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Doctor Whooch // Episode 151 // Teen Feels and Puppers

In which we eat our mistakes.

On this perfectly normal episode of Doctor Whooch, Danica and Brandon are digging into The Sarah Jane Adventures with “Invasion of the Bane!” Grab your legitimate sodas and your rad kicks as we dig into what was the absolute opposite of Torchwood during the Russell “The” Davies era of Doctor Who.

Outro music is “Starlight” by Muse

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY


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Doctor Whooch // Episode 150 // Horny on Podcast

In which we have completely normal conversations about past Doctors ha ha ha no YOU’RE making it weird.

On this entirely normal edition of Doctor Whooch, Danica and Brandon celebrate by not making anything weird at all while watching “School Reunion” once more. They do this for a reason. Listen to the episode! And do not send us human meat.

Outro music is “Side to Side” by Ariana Grande

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY


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Doctor Whooch // Episode 149 // Blood Rage and the Three Gregs

In which we doom all Gregs to their sad, stupid lives for good. #NotAllGregs

On this fine, upstanding episode, Danica and Brandon are talking about ALLLLLLLL of Series 11, featuring the 13th Doctor and her best friends. Her fam. Through the fog of a lot of damn alcohol, they manage to crystallize some opinions about how Chibnall runs the show, in contrast to Russell “The” Davies and Steven “Garbage Panda” Moffat. They are very nice about it, and no one is cussed at. No one. Not even you.

Outro music is “5 Years Time” by Noah and the Whale

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

Doctor Whooch // Episode 148 // Aerial Smack Mouth Resonance

In which we have NO idea what ASMR is, but we sure do have some guesses.

Welcome to 2019, jerks! Danica and Brandon are kicking the year off with their take on “Resolution”, the best Doctor Who episode of 2019. Spoiler alert: the villain is not humanity this time – humanity, empathy and love, are the cure. Also there’s stuff about families and relationships and being a person in there. It’s pretty good.

Always punch Nazis, thanks byeeeeee.


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Doctor Whooch // Episode 146 // Father of the Year

In which Norwegian Erik is a terrible father.

Seriously. Just the worst.

On this week’s show, Danica and Brandon discuss “It Takes You Away”, in which an idiot makes a lot of terrible life choices, and then has to be saved from destroying all of existence. Could you imagine? “Oh, how did the universe end. With the Time War? Some bullshit with the Daleks? Nah, it was Erik, who wanted a couple more dirty smooches.”

GTFO of here, Erik. You dummy.

Outro music is “Ribbons” by Ingrid Michaelson

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

Doctor Whooch // Episode 145 // A Witchery

Hi, there’s no metaphors in “witch hunting”, is there?

GOOD MORROW kind folks and WELCOME to this SALACIOUS episode of the Doctor’s Whooch, as presented by the DELECTABLE Danica and the BAWDIFOROUS Brandon.

THIS WEEK! A missive regarding “THE WITCHFINDERS”, starring one Mr. ALAN CUMMING, and it may in fact be his GREATEST performance since the RADIANT JOY of JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS was BESTOWED upon this world.

It was fun.

Outro music is “Witchy Woman” by The Eagles

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

Doctor Whooch // Episode 143 // Now Is Not The Time For Subtlety

What part of “be a good person” was hard to understand?

On this week’s episode, Danica and Brandon are talking about the series 11 episode of Doctor Who entitled “Demons of the Punjab” as only two white people can: with unearned confidence. Which makes them uncomfortable and awkward. So hey, all in all, a pretty regular episode of the show. Enjoy!

Outro music is a “First Love” by Emmy the Great

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

Doctor Whooch // Episode 142 // Diagnosis: Adric’s Disease

Apologize? Apologize for what!

On this week’s show, Danica and Brandon are talking about “The Tsuranga Conundrum”, which puts The Doctor and Team TARDIS in a bit of a space pickle. Also, there’s a wild space pregnancy, and a WHOLE LOT OF BROKEN FAMILY FEELS. And a cute as hell monster creature. So. There’s that.

Outro music is a “Sweet Escape” by Gwen Stefani

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

A boot against the neck…

Quite a few years ago, in the days before Variant Edition opened, my pal James and I ran a little website called Comics! The Blog. In it’s heyday, it ran at least two articles a day, every weekday, and managed to get a small, if not surprising amount of creators popping in to offer a bit of thanks for talking about their work.

The whole thing was quite the undertaking, one filled with optimism, as the site’s only two rules were simple: talk about things that you love, and be sure to be offer constructive criticism when addressing problems. Since then, I know I’ve definitely fallen away from talking about the things that I love (at least online), so part of this refocus of Submet is going to be about putting forward more joy into the world.

With that in mind…

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