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Doctor Whooch // Episode 008 // The Beefcake Need

September 12, 2013 /

In which we get distracted by the human figure. Ladies.

This week, Brandon and Danica don’t watch any episodes of Doctor Who, as they celebrate the announcement of Peter Capaldi as the next Doctor! Swoon as they attempt to talk about The Thick of It and In The Loop, but get distracted by various Chris’! Marvel at Brandon trying to explain his disdain for polititians roughly five drinks in! And discover within yourself your very own Beefcake Need.

(We love you, Peter Capaldi.)

Outro music is “SexyBack (feat. Timbaland)” by Justin Timberlake.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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Doctor Whooch // Episode 007 // A Fitty

August 29, 2013 /

In which Brandon really, really loves Raspberry Sour Puss.

On this week’s podcast, Brandon and Danica drink some Sonic Screwdrivers (the Eleventh edition!) and decide to pitch a show to the BBC about homosexual males and train cars (but they are far more British about it. Because they are drunk.)  In the meantime (and in-between time) they talk about the seventh episode of series one (“The Long Game”) and the closer to series four, “Journey’s End”. They wax poetic about Donna, and then get sad.

Outro music is “Donna” by Richie Valens.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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Doctor Whooch // Episode 006 // Looks British With Its Shirt Off

August 15, 2013 /

In which Danica become genealogy experts through dubious means.

It’s episode six! This time around, Danica and Brandon are both really drunk (yay!) and accidently create a new superhero and supervillain. Oh, and they also cast The Doctor in the upcoming CW teen drama, Gallifrey High, and maybe talk about a couple of episodes of Doctor Who. (Specifically? “Flesh and Stone” from Series 5, and “The Christmas Invasion” from the start of Series 2.)

Also, they miss Donna.

Outro music is “Hands Open” by Snow Patrol.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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Doctor Whooch // Episode 005 // Going To Put A Womb In You

August 1, 2013 /

In which Brandon is far more drunk than Danica, and it shows.

In this fifth installment, Brandon and Danica teach the world about relationships, Brandon is not allowed to talk to kids about jam, and someone’s getting pregnant? Also, we discuss the second Craig episode (“Closing Time” – the twelfth episode from series 6) as well as the Moffet penned “The Girl in the Fireplace” from Series 2 (Episode 5), and determine that Craig is the best. We want more Craig, you guys.

Outro music is “Inches and Falling” by The Format.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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Doctor Whooch // Episode 004 // Josh Schwartz, Call Us!

July 18, 2013 /

In which we get off track and accidently create a brand new show for the CW’s 2014 Fall Line Up.

Danica and Brandon return in this episode and create a brand new sexy genre show and talk about how best to kill robots if you are in the Washington State area. As for what WHO was watched, they finally took the plunge and watched a run from the old series for the very first time. Marvel as Brandon and Danica go three (plus) drinks deep and attempt to describe the awesomeness of Tom Baker as The Doctor, and the dubiousness of “savage alien warrior” Leela, who is Not Very Good at knife things, in “The Robots of Death”!

Outro music is “California” by Phantom Planet.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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Doctor Whooch // Episode 003 // Sex Stuff Will Happen

July 18, 2013 /

In which we fill your metaphorical inboxes with all the drunk Who talk you can handle.

In this third installment, Danica has another very important message for the kids, some sex stuff happens with David Tennant, and Brandon picks a fight with Hugh Laurie probably. Also, we stick to the format and discuss “World War III” (the fifth episode of series one) and “The Shakespeare Code” (the second episode of series four) before rolling into some Buffy talk, which may or may not get sad because: “The Body”. Yeah, you’re getting a wide range of drunks this week. Enjoy!

Outro music is “Don’t Carry It All” by The Decembrists

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

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Doctor Whooch // Episode 002 // Playing Dirty

June 21, 2013 /

The second slurry instalment!

Brandon and Danica are back, and this time they’re drunker than ever. Which I guess means “drunker than last time”. Anyway, in this episode, we talk about “The Unquiet Dead” and “Aliens of London”, the third and fourth installments of Series One. Also, Brandon makes things awkward by talking about when NOT to bring condoms, and Danica gets all the best lines (because she’s awesome).

Outro music is “SexyBack (feat. Timbaland)” by Justin Timberlake.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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Doctor Whooch // Episode 001 // The End of Danica

June 6, 2013 /

It’s the first episode of Doctor Whooch, with your hosts Brandon Schatz and Danica LeBlanc!

In this first episode, Brandon talks about watching the first two episodes of Series One (“Rose” & “The End of the World”) for the first time. Also Danica nearly dies and Brandon takes a joke to a pretty terrible place. Because that’s what he does.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

Podcast! The Comics // Episode 017 // REAL TALK with Kelly Sue DeConnick

April 25, 2012 /

This week, the boys sit down for a long conversation with one of their very favourite people in the world, writer Kelly Sue DeConnick.  What, for reasons unimaginable, starts off as a discussion of Tumblr and James’ field of work eventually turns to Kelly Sue’s upcoming projects: the new Captain Marvel series, Ghost and the latest Castle graphic novel, Richard Castle’s Storm Season, as well as KISS, the nature of art, self-doubt and how making the world a better place requires owning up to your fears and having hard discussions about difficult topics.  It’s a freewheeling, varied conversation that goes from giggling fits to remarkably serious topics, and is all the better for it.

Remember to talk to your comic book shop about pre-ordering Kelly Sue’s new books and also to check out Rappers Doing Normal Shit.  Finally, thanks again to Kelly Sue for being so generous with her time and her kind words.

Find Kelly Sue at KellySue.com, on Tumblr or on Twitter at @KellySue.

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