All posts by Brandon Schatz

Doctor Whooch // Episode 147 // I Don’t Think So, Tim.

In which we bid a fond farewell to the fam.

On this week’s show, Danica and Brandon watched “The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos” and they have some thoughts! Mostly about character development through the season, but partly on the show’s continuing efforts to confront ideas that are really tearing down society. Like organized religion! Yayyy!

Outro music is “TV” by Colleen Brown

Doctor Whooch // Episode 146 // Father of the Year

In which Norwegian Erik is a terrible father.



Seriously. Just the worst.

On this week’s show, Danica and Brandon discuss “It Takes You Away”, in which an idiot makes a lot of terrible life choices, and then has to be saved from destroying all of existence. Could you imagine? “Oh, how did the universe end. With the Time War? Some bullshit with the Daleks? Nah, it was Erik, who wanted a couple more dirty smooches.”

GTFO of here, Erik. You dummy.

Outro music is “Ribbons” by Ingrid Michaelson

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

Doctor Whooch // Episode 145 // A Witchery

Hi, there’s no metaphors in “witch hunting”, is there?



GOOD MORROW kind folks and WELCOME to this SALACIOUS episode of the Doctor’s Whooch, as presented by the DELECTABLE Danica and the BAWDIFOROUS Brandon.

THIS WEEK! A missive regarding “THE WITCHFINDERS”, starring one Mr. ALAN CUMMING, and it may in fact be his GREATEST performance since the RADIANT JOY of JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS was BESTOWED upon this world.

It was fun.

Outro music is “Witchy Woman” by The Eagles

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

Doctor Whooch // Episode 144 // Post Bazos and Jeff

In which we invited the ire of a billionaire. But I mean… what ELSE is new.



On this week’s show, it’s “Kerblam!” – the 7th episode in the stellar 11th series of Doctor Who! In what might be our best (or worst?) episode yet, we lobby to get paid a lot of money to help the masses. And only a heartless person would deny our request.

Outro music is a “Bitch Better Have My Money” by Rihanna

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY


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Doctor Whooch // Episode 143 // Now Is Not The Time For Subtlety

What part of “be a good person” was hard to understand?



On this week’s episode, Danica and Brandon are talking about the series 11 episode of Doctor Who entitled “Demons of the Punjab” as only two white people can: with unearned confidence. Which makes them uncomfortable and awkward. So hey, all in all, a pretty regular episode of the show. Enjoy!

Outro music is a “First Love” by Emmy the Great

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

Stan Lee

What can really be said? Or I guess, what can really be said succinctly.

To the memory of The Man we knew, a construct of his own devising. A showman. A storyteller. Who through collaboration, created universes.

There’s so much to say, both good and bad. But today, this will do.

Doctor Whooch // Episode 142 // Diagnosis: Adric’s Disease

Apologize? Apologize for what!



On this week’s show, Danica and Brandon are talking about “The Tsuranga Conundrum”, which puts The Doctor and Team TARDIS in a bit of a space pickle. Also, there’s a wild space pregnancy, and a WHOLE LOT OF BROKEN FAMILY FEELS. And a cute as hell monster creature. So. There’s that.

Outro music is a “Sweet Escape” by Gwen Stefani

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

Doctor Whooch // Episode 141 // There Are No Spiders In This One

WHY WOULD YOU SUGGEST IT?



On this week’s show, Brandon goes it alone… sort of… as Danica’s phobia of spiders comes into play. Thankfully, Kat from Verity is on hand, as a great guest host to talk about the series 11 episode… (checks papers) “Arachnids in the U.K.” Which is almost definitely about space unicorns and not spiders. Almost definitely.

Outro music is a metal cover of Sex and the City we found on the internet.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

You can find Kat on Twitter at @xanister

Drink This Podcast Ep. 93 // The Goof in Me: The Rest of a Conversation About Wrestling

Have you been waiting for more wrestling talk? Whelp, you’re very ridiculous prayers have been answered!

You ask for weird things.

Anyway, you can listen to Brandon slur his way through more wrestling stuff, and attempt to introduce one of the hosts to the magical realm of Lucha Underground, where one of the wrestlers definitely gets eaten by a cage monster in the first season. Oh, and one of the wrestlers is a dragon, and another is a time traveller. And that’s probably some of the least bonkers stuff.


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