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In which we are brimming with allegories and metaphors, and totally know the difference between the two.

This week, Brandon and Danica are watching “The Zygon Invasion” (Series 9, Episode 7 of Doctor Who) and end up being drunkenly riveted by the whole episode. I mean really, you guys – this was a crackerjack episode. There was Osgood! Jokes! Doctor Funkenstein! Seriously, what more do you want? Some Once Upon a Time chatter? Maybe. Probably not, but we don’t care. WE DON’T. (We do. We love you.)

Outro music is “Hello, My Treacherous Friends” by OK Go

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which we don’t got nobody that we can depend on.

On this week’s episode, Danica and Brandon stumble through the hodgepodge of Doctor Who’s 6th episode of Series 9 – The Woman Who Lived. It’s a bit of a shambles, honestly but there’s also a fire breathing space lion king, so it’s not as though there wasn’t anything awesome to talk about. Oh, and also, there’s discussion of Once Upon A Time and The Mindy Project, because of course there is.

Outro music is “Did We Live Too Fast” by Got A Girl

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

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In which the secret ingredient is vodka.

On this week’s episode, Danica and Brandon are talking about the Series 9 episode “The Girl Who Died” (Episode 5) and the subject of jowls comes up. I guess. It was a long strange one. Also: lots of drinking! More talk about Once Upon A Time! And vikings! Not necessarily in that order.

Outro music is “For What It’s Worth” by Buffalo Springfield

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

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In which we totally know where Guinness comes from, you guys.

This week, Danica and Brandon talk about Before the Flood (Doctor Who Series 9 – Episode 4) and eat pumpkin pie, because it was totally Thanksgiving. And we gave thanks to alcohol. Also in this episode: some Buffy life tips, some disillusion talk, and uh… we’ve started our yearly binge of Once Upon a Time, so there’s that as well.

Fun!

Outro music is “Black Water” by Of Monsters and Men

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which NOTHING will stop us from recording Doctor Whooch. Not even adorable little assholes.

On this week’s episode, Brandon and Danica tackle the second part of the Series 9 opening – The Witch’s Familiar. There are Daleks! And fighting! And metaphors that we totally understood, maybe. Also slurring. But there’s always slurring. Being drunk will do that to you, it seems. That’s a thing we’ve learned, you see.

Outro music is “I Need Never Get Old” by Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which we swear a bunch and nobody has any problems with anyone or anything that happens in the episode. Yup.

On this week’s show, we’re talking about the series 8 episode “Into the Dalek” and Brandon does a MadLibs by himself, and it’s horrible. HORRIBLE. We also learn about space, maybe, and things get mega adoraballs. Oh, and we get really mad at Moffat and then try to rap with him with some real talk, which almost definitely works.

We’ll see you next week for SERIES 9 WHAT.

Outro music is the theme song for THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which we revisit the day we got engaged, with cursing.

First: EXCITING NEWS! Doctor Whooch will be weekly through the end of Series 9, and that’s going to be a thing.

Now: as we count down to the premiere of Series 9, we’re revisiting the first episode of Series 8: Deep Breath. And guess what. We have Moffat opinions. Also, we search for The Master slash fic (but generally forget to finish that quest), find out that we’re not good with boats, and Danica swears at the cats and generally can’t say words or names.

And hey, tune in next week for what’s essentially the second part of this episode – and then it’s straight on to NEW WHO. YESSSSSS.

Outro music is “Go Your Own Way” by Fleetwood Mac

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY