All posts by Brandon Schatz

Doctor Whooch // Episode 145 // A Witchery

Hi, there’s no metaphors in “witch hunting”, is there?

GOOD MORROW kind folks and WELCOME to this SALACIOUS episode of the Doctor’s Whooch, as presented by the DELECTABLE Danica and the BAWDIFOROUS Brandon.

THIS WEEK! A missive regarding “THE WITCHFINDERS”, starring one Mr. ALAN CUMMING, and it may in fact be his GREATEST performance since the RADIANT JOY of JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS was BESTOWED upon this world.

It was fun.

Outro music is “Witchy Woman” by The Eagles

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

So You THink You Can Danica – Episode 10 // Dance Momento

Welcome back to So You Think You Can Danica, where even though your favourite dance competition show is off the air, Danica and Devin are still slinging those sweet dance burgers. (Sorry, we ate some delicious burgers before recording and we’re still thinking about them.)

On this month’s episode we get together to discuss the first great Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire picture, 1934’s The Gay Divorcée.

Head over to the SYTYCDanica blog for more info, and to listen to the episode!

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Doctor Whooch // Episode 144 // Post Bazos and Jeff

In which we invited the ire of a billionaire. But I mean… what ELSE is new.

On this week’s show, it’s “Kerblam!” – the 7th episode in the stellar 11th series of Doctor Who! In what might be our best (or worst?) episode yet, we lobby to get paid a lot of money to help the masses. And only a heartless person would deny our request.

Outro music is a “Bitch Better Have My Money” by Rihanna

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY


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Doctor Whooch // Episode 143 // Now Is Not The Time For Subtlety

What part of “be a good person” was hard to understand?

On this week’s episode, Danica and Brandon are talking about the series 11 episode of Doctor Who entitled “Demons of the Punjab” as only two white people can: with unearned confidence. Which makes them uncomfortable and awkward. So hey, all in all, a pretty regular episode of the show. Enjoy!

Outro music is a “First Love” by Emmy the Great

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

I HAVE SOME NOTES – SIDE NOTES // CAN A MOVIE RUIN YOUR CHILDHOOD?

Danica is back on I Have Some Notes to offer a few more thoughts on ruining your childhood through media… if that’s even possible.

Take a listen here!


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Stan Lee

What can really be said? Or I guess, what can really be said succinctly.

To the memory of The Man we knew, a construct of his own devising. A showman. A storyteller. Who through collaboration, created universes.

There’s so much to say, both good and bad. But today, this will do.

Doctor Whooch // Episode 142 // Diagnosis: Adric’s Disease

Apologize? Apologize for what!

On this week’s show, Danica and Brandon are talking about “The Tsuranga Conundrum”, which puts The Doctor and Team TARDIS in a bit of a space pickle. Also, there’s a wild space pregnancy, and a WHOLE LOT OF BROKEN FAMILY FEELS. And a cute as hell monster creature. So. There’s that.

Outro music is a “Sweet Escape” by Gwen Stefani

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

Doctor Whooch // Episode 141 // There Are No Spiders In This One

WHY WOULD YOU SUGGEST IT?

On this week’s show, Brandon goes it alone… sort of… as Danica’s phobia of spiders comes into play. Thankfully, Kat from Verity is on hand, as a great guest host to talk about the series 11 episode… (checks papers) “Arachnids in the U.K.” Which is almost definitely about space unicorns and not spiders. Almost definitely.

Outro music is a metal cover of Sex and the City we found on the internet.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

You can find Kat on Twitter at @xanister

Drink This Podcast Ep. 93 // The Goof in Me: The Rest of a Conversation About Wrestling

Have you been waiting for more wrestling talk? Whelp, you’re very ridiculous prayers have been answered!

You ask for weird things.

Anyway, you can listen to Brandon slur his way through more wrestling stuff, and attempt to introduce one of the hosts to the magical realm of Lucha Underground, where one of the wrestlers definitely gets eaten by a cage monster in the first season. Oh, and one of the wrestlers is a dragon, and another is a time traveller. And that’s probably some of the least bonkers stuff.


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I Have Some Notes // Ghostbusters: Answer The Call

Danica is on this edition of I Have Some Notes, in which she takes over hosting duties alongside Anita Bourgeois and Erin Beaver, to talk about the only good Ghostbusters movie ever made.

You can listen to the episode here!


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